Funny Videos Construction fails with jokes

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SHOPPER: Sorry, but I’m not in the market for a microscope.
SALESMAN: That’s OK. Just take my business card.
SHOPPER: This text is too small. I can’t read it.
SALESMAN: Boy, do I have the product for you.

SILAS: What do you say to a shark with headphones on?
SIMON: I don’t know.
SILAS: Anything you want. It won’t hear you.

Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.

Q: Why did Mozart sell his chickens?
A: They kept saying, “Bach, Bach, Bach.”

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